Speechless, Totally Speechless

I'm sure I'll think of something later.

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Now I know why the fuzzy blue suit was in the Men's Shorts section! And, we'll not be calling it by any Muppet names ever again. I sincerely apologize to the entire race of Muppets, and all of Sesame Street.

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Photo later, when I've virus checked the H..l out of it. And, after a shot of penicillin.