Does it show?
Remember back in Jr. High when "Mother Nature paid a visit"? Back in the dark ages when thongs were worn on feet in the summer. Back when the machine in the Ladies had only Pads for a nickle? Did you ever have those friends that were always, well every few weeks, asking "Hey, walk behind me for a minute. Does my pad show?"

Well honey, here's your answer. No pad will ever show in these shorts! Heck, you could probably wear some of those very sexy Depends under here without any problem. And if you wear enough black and those Doc Marten's, nobody's gonna be checkin' out your backside anyway. And, I bet there's never a camel toe issue with these.