Felting in the Tub?

Felting In the Tub?
Believe it or not, today's suggestion from
SnB land is to do your felting in the bath.
While you are also in the bath.
Bathing, I presume.


Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode where Kramer decided to do everything in the shower? For Efficiency? I remember LOLL & ROT FL. He washed dishes & clothes, and I believe even cooked dinner in the shower. Elaine had a germophobic friend at the time that she had invited over for dinner. . Yeah, really.... You get the idea.



So, when I ripped off yesterday and saw that today is on Felting In the Tub: Combine two of your favorite activities: felting and soaking in the tub.



I can see the interest it might create on a Ship's Project item: My little attached note could include how "I knitted these hats and slippers while lounging in bed each evening. Watching Seinfeld and Friends reruns and thinking of our brave troops. They were hand felted in the bath with my special gentle lavender soap while I soaked my body in honor of your sacrifices. Here's hoping you enjoy them and have the opportunity to bathe in the safety of your home soon too."



Now, while this conjures up some lovely erotic images for some, I'm afraid my situation would probably be in the sitcom category.



The reality of my life would be the Shock and Awe of the Son or Son-in-Law when he opens the Christmas gift: "Gee, Mom, love the felted wallet. Oh, yeah, I see. It was supposed to be a notebook tote. OK. ? And why does it smell like Calgon?"
EEeeewwww!
Nah, if I ever do go there, No - One - should - EVER - know.



Thanks for the suggestion Kate, but maybe not for my lifestyle.